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Anonymous asked: Wow. I apologize for being obnoxious but you're really attractive! :>
Obnoxious? How were you obnoxious? Or do you mean you were being obnoxious by sending me this message? If so, I assure you, you’re not being obnoxious at all. Thank you! c:
Remembering is only a new form of suffering.
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I had a sexual dream Tuesday night.
Or Wednesday morning, I suppose.
All I can remember of it is Asmond and Zoe having a threesome that ended up in them either squirting and/or urinating, and me having my face forced into their crotches to drink it all up. I recall enjoying it.
Zoe said it’s because of my powerful lust for Subutex.
No dreams last night, unfortunately.
I just passed out at 3:30 AM.
EST, of course. That was 2 hours and 45 minutes ago. I awoke promptly at 5:57 AM, without an alarm, as if I had some prescience about what was to happen, or a memory of what did.
You see, I came home, drunk and out of my mind on opiates. I have leftovers saved for me: a personally-made calzone and 3 garlic rolls from the best Italian restaurant among the entire Eastern United States. I place half the calzone and one garlic roll in the microwave.
I pass out at 3:45.
Therefore, what I just accomplished was Calzones For Breakfast without even feeling as if I’d worked for it. I smoked a little bit of pot before eating to quell the opiate nausea.
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